Gleeked Out

GLEE WAS SO AMAZING! AH!!!!
LG tweeted earlier today.

To be honest, the costumes were TO DIE FOR. I love how the producers managed to make Gagz' revealing outfits prime-time-worthy. I want them. so. bad.

To check out the episode on hulu.

Episode checklist via MovieLine
HIGH NOTES

· Idina Menzel. Idina Menzel. Idina Menzel.

· The spontaneous “Bad Romance” rendition by the female members of New Directions, plus Kurt

LOW NOTES

· Cory Monteith in Gaga’s red rubber dress.

· This groan-worthy line from Finn in the final scene: “We are all freaks together. And we shouldn’t have to hide it”

· Can someone please file a missing persons report for Emma Pillsbury and Sue Sylvester?

· The boys in Kiss makeup singing “Shout It Out Loud”

GLEESARY

Gaga (n.) According to Kurt, she’s “only the biggest pop act to come around in decades. She’s boundary-pushing. The most theatrical performer of our generation and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.”

Theatricality (n.) The act of “being theatrical.” Rachel’s birth-mom says that it’s “not just about all of the crazy outfits” but about radiating emotion to express what is deep inside of you

POP QUIZ

1. Fill in the blank: When Schue was in high school, he expressed himself by dressing like ______ for a year.
a) An early-career Beatle
b) Mr. Mistoffelees from the musical Cats
c) Vanilla Ice
d) Kurt Cobain

2. Tina’s mom won’t let her watch Twilight because she says…
a) “Kristen Stewart seems like a b*tch.”
b) “It will create unrealistic romantic expectations.”
c) “Taylor Lautner is the devil. No one should have that many abs.”
d) “I am not allowed to watch anything that Oprah endorses.”

3. What look does Mercedes suggest Tina try instead of Goth?
a) Happy meal with no onions
b) Hood rat
c) Biker chick
d) Catholic schoolgirl

4. Shelby Corcoran demonstrates “Theatricality” by…
a) Singing “Funny Girl” while throwing knives
b) Singing “Funny Girl” while eating fire
c) Singing “Funny Girl” in Lady Gaga-esque rubber bodysuit
d) Singing “Funny Girl” in E flat

5. What does Puck suggest as his future daughter’s name?
a) Brucey Springsteen
b) Cindy Crawford
c) Jack Daniels
d) Puckette

Bonus Point Recipients
· Brittany (Heather Morris), for dancing in a replica of the Philip Treacy lobster hat.
· Vocal Adrenaline’s chantilly lace bodysuits.
· Kurt’s Alexander McQueen-inspired “Bad Romance” costume